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- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Alex Rodriguez!
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Alex Rodriguez!
- In his entire life, Alex Rodriguez will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
- Alex Rodriguez can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Alex Rodriguez is two minutes.
- Scientists believe that Alex Rodriguez began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
- Only one person in two billion will live to be Alex Rodriguez!
- Alex Rodriguez once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Alex Rodriguez for the rest of the day.
- Alex Rodriguez invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
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