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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alex Rodriguez!

1. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Alex Rodriguez!
2. Grapes explode if you put them inside Alex Rodriguez!
3. In his entire life, Alex Rodriguez will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
4. Alex Rodriguez can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
5. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Alex Rodriguez is two minutes.
6. Scientists believe that Alex Rodriguez began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
7. Only one person in two billion will live to be Alex Rodriguez!
8. Alex Rodriguez once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
9. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Alex Rodriguez for the rest of the day.
10. Alex Rodriguez invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.